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Welcome to the world famous UK Bump Keys lock picking emporium. You may have already noticed we’re not like the others, we do things differently, we’re lock pickers who both love and are passionate about lock picking, but we’re also suppliers to the community and to commercial enterprises that use locksmith tools, and we realised very early on it’s possible to both love and be passionate about that too.
I picked my first lock aged 8. Mum had a telephone installed, one of the old types with the circular dial, and pretty soon I realised the potential for humour this new and exciting machine provided. You could pick up the receiver, dial a few numbers and mess around with people all day long. Until the bill arrived, whoops! Within hours mum fitted a lock on the dial, a clever little thing which prevented the dial completing a turn. Unless you had the key it was game over, no more fun and games with the phone. Until I realised the gunk scraper from a set of nail-clippers fitted nicely into the keyway, and with a little wobble and a jiggle – click! Game on! Days on end of ordering pizzas and mobile hair-dressers for the houses across the road began again.
Some years later an interest in Harry Houdini – whose life story I chose for my English oral exam – led me into central London to the conjuring shops, and whilst looking for Davenports under Charing Cross station I found a small shop under the arches which, although seemed to sell mainly antique military stuff and some crude spy equipment, to my amazement also had a set of lock picks. Weirdly, they never let me in, yet I would stand for hours looking through the window at them, imagining the potential, dreaming of some new freedom, obsessing basically, at the stark impossibility of being able to pick locks like Harry Houdini or James Bond! Sticking a gunk scraper into a telephone lock was one thing, but those beautiful 5 little picks, all shiny and delicate, strange and alluring; they were something else, and every week I would go back to Charing Cross, stand at the window, enthusing, buzzing, and dreaming.
Some 20 years later the internet landed and after looking at pictures of naked women for some time the dream finally came true and I ordered a set of picks. It wasn’t easy. A handful of shops offered a handful of picks, all hugely expensive, and all short on explanation ‘5pc lock pick set’ or ‘Lock Picks, to pick locks’ (really!). And after being sent a set of auto jigglers by accident and then a two month long exchange of emails and arguments I finally got my picks. And I was hooked.
A few years later and several hundred open locks I started playing around with bump keys. I bought various sets from equally problematic suppliers – all keen to charge me a fortune, but not so keen to fulfill their promises. The quality was terrible, the communication and service frankly insulting and it was quite upsetting that my passion was being tainted time and time again by lazy and unhelpful suppliers. I didn’t want this type of people in my dream.
Having failed to open a single lock with over £150 of various different bump keys I set to work on improving them. I removed the shoulder and introduced dampeners. At this point no one else was doing this – now everyone does. Well, they provide dampeners, but they rarely bother with the labour intensive and time consuming process of removing the shoulders. Strange really since with the shoulder still on, the logic of the dampener technique is compromised and rendered self defeating. No surprise really, I’d learnt a long time ago most online suppliers care about little more than getting their hands on your money.
The next thing was the development of the bump patterns. There are so many variations in pins that it made sense to be able to somehow account for this with the bump key. A brand new lock responds to a bump key differently to an old, well used lock. A tight lock responds differently to a lose one. Different shaped pins, age, variations in spring strength etc all complicate the relationship between key and lock. So after experimenting (still obsessively!) with hundreds of keys and locks I developed a selection of patterns. Again, something else people have since imitated. Unfortunately these things need care and passion, so subtle are these things, rushed production based on a lack of understanding, laziness and greed has created a plethora of vendors selling sub-standard bump keys which unsurprisingly have a very low success rate. Sadly, this doesn’t end with bump keys. Greed spreads like a disease, contaminating everything it touches.
I soon put a little online forum together to show off my keys, my dampeners, my springs (another innovation of ours) and a selection of handmade bump hammers. The next time I logged on I nearly fell from my seat. I had over 100 members with nearly all of them requesting keys. I was making them by hand; a blank, a file and a vice. It took some work but I did it and soon the forum grew and grew and we began building a reputation for quality bump keys, friendly service and a general air of respect and passion. I’m a lock picker too, I’ve bought elsewhere too, and I wanted to change things. Nearly 10 years later that passion is still alive and well and UK Bump Keys is known the world over for being something quite special in the lock picking world. Our mailing list of over 40,000 previous customers is testament to our continued dedication to the craft and respect and understanding of our customers’ requirements.
You may have already noticed our prices. Our (so-called) competitors have! I’m regularly contacted by them requesting I increase our prices, and that I’m killing the business. Business is going very well thanks! You see we don’t rely on large profit margins to stay in business, we rely on large turnover. Two units sold at 50% mark-up doesn’t make me smile. Forty units at 5% does! And guess what, our customers prefer it like that too.
Staying with those initial beliefs and a continued engagement in the skill of lock picking we always strive to introduce new products. Some we make ourselves, others we source from friends, other from all around the world. From interesting manufacturers who we’ve built amazingly good relationships with, right down to the man in a room slaving over some tiny bits of metal until ‘click’ a lock opens in a new way. If the tools work and offer something new, we’ll do our best to stock it and do so at an honest price – sure we’re making a profit, but one the customer understands rather than resents. One the customer is happy with, rather than one that leaves them feeling they’ve been had.
But that’s not all. If you have a question, an inquiry, or any problem you need sorting pronto – I’m here. I’m the boss and you can write directly to me. My email is all over this forum, the contact form comes straight to me too – so if you need to talk to me, go ahead firstname.lastname@example.org – talk to me, I care as much as I always did and so I get things done. Never do I want any of our customers to go through the ugly, hostile, delayed and generally unhelpful nonsense that I went through and that I hear people still go through elsewhere today. You’re spending money you work hard for, the least I can do is work hard for you, and I do, all day, every day. The many complimentary emails I get daily and the gratitude that bombards our twitter account 24/7 reminds me of this and how important it is.
It’s a great relationship, our trade goes up and up and the prices go lower and lower. The more we sell the more we can discount, the more we discount the more we sell, and on and on. Then we can invest in innovation, in excitement, in curiosity. In short, the UK Bump Keys project continues to march ahead way out in front, a beacon of honesty and care that is increasingly rare and therefore increasingly refreshing.
I hope you enjoy browsing our new shop. It’s the 6th variation in our history and I think the best. What do you think? If you have any comments, questions, horse-racing tips or anything, let me know. I love the company, I love lock picking and I want you to feel the same. Anything I can do to increase your enjoyment of this curious craft is my job, so make me work, then we can both be happy, and happy lock pickers open more locks!
UK Bump Keys Ltd
Hey! We're nice people, we know you want your picks yesterday but we're a very busy company who sell quality lock picks at hugely reduced prices. This means we have to process hundreds of orders daily. We whip our staff to keep them working all through the night. Your picks are coming to you as soon as humanly possible, frequently the next day. However, things occasionally happen, chill my friends, we're lock pickers too, and know the need!! Having said that, if you want a chat about some tools or ideas, or are thinking about making an order and aren't sure, drop me a line at email@example.com and I'll happily help. Now the formal stuff:
Orders will be generally be processed the same working day from when your order is received. You will receive an email and VAT receipt once they have been dispatched.
Orders will mostly be with you within two days, but due to the inconsistencies of the Royal Mail please wait 5 working days before clogging us up with emails. Emails like this actually slow down dispatching! Your order is coming, I know you want to get your mits on those picks but they're coming!
For international orders please allow up to 25 working days for delivery although orders usually take around 10 days.
Conditions of Sale
Our products are available to responsible adults over the age of 18 years, for use in professional or hobby lock opening.
We reserve the right to cancel orders without notice.
UKBK cannot accept responsibility for loss or damage to any property caused by use of our tools.
How do I pay in UK Pounds? If you pay with your credit or debit card, the charge will be in UK Pounds, but your card statement will show in your local currency. Please select the region correctly so correct taxes and postal rates are applied, any mistakes and you may end up paying extra. Sometimes a customs fee is charged; this can be paid when your package is picked up from the post office, or when it is delivered.
Return / Cancellation / Refund Policy
If you are unsatisfied with your product, you may return your purchase to UK Bump Keys for exchange or refund within 30 days of purchase as long as they are unopened and received by us in perfect condition. We will credit your credit/debit card within 30 days from the time we receive your return.
The lack of ability on an individuals part to use lock picking tools successfully does not establish an item as defective. Lock picks cannot be returned for this reason.
The ONLY returns of lock picks accepted by UKBumpKeys are those those with manufacturers defects. Lock Picks are warranted again defects in materials and workmanship for a period of 30 days.
If you receive a defective product from us, please email firstname.lastname@example.org. Do not return defective products without prior authorization. In most cases a new product will be sent to you or we will swap your defective item for a new one.
Making a return is simple. Just return the item to the address on the packing slip with the invoice and make a note on the packing slip explaining what you would like done (refund or exchange). Books, CDs, and DVDs are non returnable unless defective. You must notify us of your intention to return within 15 days of receipt.
Order cancellations are possible but not guaranteed. If you request a cancellation and internally it is too late, please refuse the shipment and we will credit your card or issue a refund check when the items is returned to us.
Send all returns to the following address after you get a returns ticket number from us:UBK RETURNS
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